July 20, 2020
Everyone knows the It’s Jake from State Farm commercial. Guy is buying car insurance late at night and his wife thinks he’s having phone sex.
“What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?”
“Uh, khakis.”
Well, there’s a new Jake in town. They even reshot the commercial to insert the new Jake.
Actors get replaced all the time. No big deal. But this is a little different. The actor is clearly not the same guy. Now that can be ignored, James Bond gets a new actor all the time. But this is different. When he’s asked what he’s wearing, Jake leans out to the guy in the next desk and asks if that has ever happened to him. The guy leans back and says “all the time.”
It’s the original Jake from State Farm! He’s sitting in the seat formerly occupied by a different agent in the original commercial.
They can’t both be named Jake. Obviously, “Jake” is merely a code name. State Farm is a front for some sort of government intelligence gathering agency. It’s obvious. “State,” as in The State, government. “Farm” is an acronym. F.A.R.M.
Agent Jake, from State F.A.R.M.
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