December 23, 2011
I know what you are thinking, that there are a lot of Imponderables that could come out of Germany. Lederhosen, for example. Why would anyone wear leather shorts? One the one hand, you wear shorts to stay cool. But on the other hand, leather is heavy and hot. I don’t get it.
Other German things I don’t understand are Oompah bands, lids on beer steins, and their David Hasselhoff fixation.
And I still don’t get why Hitler invaded Russia in the winter. Lousy tactics.
And now this, a short and sweet story from the land of Bavaria via News of the Weird: 
1- 528-pound woman.
2- 13-pound baby.
3- 14 children.
Who is schtupping that woman? HOW is he schtupping that woman? All 528 pounds of her!
And oh, yeah, she named the baby Jihad, which in one definition means “struggle.” This woman seems to not struggle in either her fights with food or sex. How ironic.
What kind of amazing personality must a 528-pound woman with 14 kids have?
The question is Imponderable.
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
The answer to how any guy is “schtupping” her: a Paddle Pop stick and zip ties.
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Ohhh, that image will stick for a while. Ouch!
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Here’s another imponderable: Compare her carbon footprint (the food she eats, the waste she produces and the resource consumption of her kids (which I’m sure won’t all grow up to be model citizens, especially with names like Jihad) and compare that to the resource consumption of, say, a sub-Saharan African. And you have to ask yourself what gives her the right to do that. It gives a new meaning to the concept of 99% vs. 1%.
The question of who provided the sperm (and how) is one of the biggest imponderables in the mix.
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It never said, and I poked around the web but never found it, if they all have the same father. Like to see a pic of the lucky guy.
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Is this a situation, say, like a Carp pond? The bigger the space the larger the fish will grow? Lots of room in there? Gads….
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Whoa, her next kid should be a Volkswagon.
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Ah, the Germans! NEVER a duill moment!
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