March 1, 2011
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The new cast has been revealed and once again, you’d be better off looking for stars through a telescope.
Kirstie Alley
Aren’t we tired of her? Aren’t we all tired of her? She’s fat, she’s thin (OK, not so fat) she’s fat again. Who cares? She’ll be the first contestant to gain weight during the show. Enough already.
MIKE CATHERWOOD
Who? Mike who? He’s some minor radio guy nobody knows. Baba Booey must have turned them down.
PETRA NEMCOVA
She’s a hot model but you may remember her as the hot model who clung to a tree for dear life during a tsunami a few years ago. Oh the horrors of being a supermodel. Of course, this is a very superficial society we live in. This blog is no exception. There is a reason why her picture is so much bigger than Kirstie Alley’s.
RALPH MACCHIO
No, he’s not dead.
CHRIS JERICHO
Yes, the wrestler, and already my favorite competitor. I sincerely hope they give him the mic and let him show his skills because no one cuts a promo like he does. In the WWE the only guy near him in terms of mic skills is The Rock. I can only hope he cuts a promo on those other assclowns and trash bag ho’s.
ROMEO
Mercutio and Tybalt are better dancers, but Romeo was available. If there are no Capulets on the judging panel he should sweep the competition. What? It’s not him? It’s the rapper formerly known as L’il Romeo? Aw man…..
KENDRA WILKENSON
Not a star but some Playboy/reality person or other. Judging from that picture, she knows why she’s on the show. And frankly that’s good enough for me.
CHELSEA KANE
When I first read this I thought it said Chelsea Handler. That would have been fun. I found out she was on the Disney Channel but otherwise I have no idea she this is.
One of those kids is Chelsea Kane. I have no clue which.
HINES WARD
Another NFL guy. They usually do really well on this show. Funny how you never see any place kickers on DWTS.
SUGAR RAY LEONARD
arguably the biggest name on this list. I feel sorry for the judge who dares to say anything bad about him. I hope Bruno has a strong right hook. Of course, if they really want a big name boxer, I dare them to put Mike Tyson on the show.
WENDY WILLIAMS
I am not a fan of her show but I have little to say against her. If she does well she can be a fun contestant. On the other hand she can also be a little hard to take so we’ll see.
For previous casts: September 2010, March 2010
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
A solid post, but the best part was your suggestion of Mike Tyson for the show – why haven’t they done this already!? It would be ratings GOLD!
I want to see Tyson threaten to eat one of the judge’s children!
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The problem with Kirstie Alley, isn’t so much her size as she is a bit of an obnoxious jerk.
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I remember after Star Trek II came out (she played Saavik) there was a lot of talk from cast members (including George Takei, I believe) about how an unnamed someone who made her debut in that film had a huge ego and was a pain to work with. The same person whose role was recast in Star Trek III. I agree she’s obnoxious but what I hate about her is the media fixation on every pound she gains or sheds. Plus she’s a scientologist so that deducts points right there.
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OMG. Imagine if you made a time capsule out of this post so that future generations could see what celebrity meant in 2011! Are you sure that’s Chris Jerico? He looks like Gordon Ramsay on a rant!
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Hah – good eye. “It’s ROOOOOTTEN!”
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