Archive | February, 2011

The Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen Game

28 Feb

February 28, 2011

How well do you know your Hollywood lunatics?

Five of these quotes are from crazy Hollywood racist Mel Gibson. The other five are from loony Hollywood maniac Charlie Sheen. Try to identify who said what. Answers are below. No peeking!

A- “I am one tough motherfucker and you can’t bother me anymore. You ask anybody what their number one fear is and it’s public humiliation. Multiply that on a global scale and that’s what I’ve been through. It changes you and makes you one tough motherfucker. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

B- “I’ll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off.”

C- “I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”

D- “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

E- “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”

F- “I want to kill him…I want his intestines on a stick… I want to kill his dog.”

G- “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

H- “I own Malibu… I am going to fuck you.”

I- “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.”

J- “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”

BONUS QUESTION

Which celebrity designer said this?

“You’re so ugly I can’t bear looking at you. You’re wearing cheap boots, cheap thigh boots. You’ve got no hair, your eyebrows are ugly, you’re ugly, you’re nothing but a whore.”
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ANSWERS
Mel Gibson said A, B, F, H, and I
Charlie Sheen said C, D, E, G,and J
John Galiano is the asshole designer.

Sneak Peek of the Week of February 27th

27 Feb

February 27th, 2011

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Mr. Blog Announces New Topics for the Week of February 27th

New York, New York

The internet was set abuzz today with the latest teaser images by the enigmatic blogger known only as “Mr. Blog.” As always, Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride is set to deliver a fascinating set of blogs on a variety of topics. As he has done in the past, Mr. Blog has only released four teasers, leaving the public to wonder and debate the subject of the mysterious fifth blog. Another topic of mystery is whether or not there will be a surprise sixth blog, which often appear on Saturdays without notice.

Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride is published everyday weekday, Monday through Friday, with a preview “teaser” each Sunday.

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