Tag Archives: Mr. BTR

Picture Postcard: Sad Santa on a Morose Monday

4 Jan

January 4, 2016

The holidays are over and the long weekend has ended. Time to go back to work. Even Santa Claus has to go back to the North Pole. Here’s Santa, looking a little worse for wear, slinking out of his girlfriend’s apartment by the fire escape, before her husband catches him filling her stockings.

slink santa

 

 

Chance Encounters in Time and Space, Episode Two

30 Dec

December 30, 2015

chance encounters in space

Tonight: President William Howard Taft Meets The Donner Party

President Taft: I can make neither heads nor tails of this. I was just in my office preparing for a meeting with the Treasury Secretary and now I am enveloped by this dense white fog. Endless! Endless! Oh! Sir! Oh goodness, people! What is this? Who may I ask are you?

Donner Party: Saved! We’re saved!

ONE HOUR LATER

*burp*

COMING SOON: Charlie Sheen meets a pack of angry bears

Taft Donner

 

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