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Imponderable #127: The Strange Death of Dwarf Ramsay

15 Feb

February 15, 2016

This is old news. It is from 2011 but just this weekend popped up on my Facebook feed. (That’s an Imponderable right there.)

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To recap: Percy Foster, dwarf-porn lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay, died under what is being understated as “bizarre circumstances.” He was found partially eaten in a badger hole. Crack investigators have not ruled out suicide.

Okayyyyy.

Well.

All I know is, if there is a better headline than “Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn star lookalike found dead in badger den half eaten” I haven’t read it.

With all his money, he’s buying a soda stream? Jeez, if you can afford a BMW you can afford name-brand soda.
Why couldn’t he buy Pepsi?
The question is Imponderable.

 

There have been 126 previous Imponderables from the news. Check them out starting here with #1.

 

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Hold Me Closer, Tiny Weightlifter

15 Jun

June 15, 2011

Last week I blogged about That’s Incredible, the show where average everyday people who were struck by lightning got their fifteen minutes of fame, minus commercials. It prompted JRD Skinner to remember a tiny girl with amazing muscle mass, which in turn prompted me to go back to an old blog from the MySpace era and cannibalize it for parts.

Let me be clear- I am not mocking this man for his size, and I am not mocking him for weightlifting. I am mocking him for his lack of dignity and bleached-blonde hair. I get that clothes in his size have to be bought in the kid’s section, but he could have picked something better than shorts with a cartoon on the crotch. And he didn’t have to pose in the arms of the bigger man like an action figure.

Here he is, the man at least one newspaper has dubbed Shortzenegger:

You can read more about the (literally) pocket Hercules here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-513820/Mini-muscleman-Meet-worlds-smallest-bodybuilder.html

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