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STARTING THIS WEEK: THE 5 MEMES OF CHRISTMAS

25 Nov

November 25, 2020

It’s nearly Thanksgiving, and you know what that means- IT’S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS!

Yes, the most fantabulous time of the year! Get out your kapdabblers and smendlers!

Look at them all, through the darkness I’m bringing.

They’re not sad at all. They’re actually singing!

They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders.

They sing without flungers, kapdabblers and smendlers!

– Mr. Burns. What, you thought that was Seuss? Simpsons, when it was funny.

So what the Holy Holiday Ham is The 5 Memes of Christmas? Well I’m not telling you.

Who am I kidding OF COURSE I’ll tell you! It’s Christmas! Every Friday starting this Friday I’ll bring you a Classic TV Great Moment in Santa History, and it all leads up to the unveiling of the ALL NEW 2020 FONZIE CHRISTMAS MEME! You know you loved the last three, you’ll go GA-GA-GAZOOKS for this year’s Fonzerelli Fumetti! (Copywrite me just now. Don’t steal that.) Here’s a sample:

And that’s only a preview so know it’s the least funny one! It only gets better from here folks! IT HAS TO! Be here this Friday or else you will not be here this Friday!

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It’s Jake, From State Farm: Secret Agent

19 Jul

July 20, 2020

Everyone knows the It’s Jake from State Farm commercial. Guy is buying car insurance late at night and his wife thinks he’s  having phone sex. 

“What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?”

“Uh, khakis.”

Well, there’s a new Jake in town. They even reshot the commercial to insert the new Jake.

Actors get replaced all the time. No big deal. But this is a little different. The actor is clearly not the same guy. Now that can be ignored, James Bond gets a new actor all the time. But this is different. When he’s asked what he’s wearing, Jake leans out to the guy in the next desk and asks if that has ever happened to him. The guy leans back and says “all the time.”

It’s the original Jake from State Farm! He’s sitting in the seat formerly occupied by a different agent in the original commercial. 

They can’t both be named Jake. Obviously, “Jake” is merely a code name. State Farm is a front for some sort of government intelligence gathering agency. It’s obvious. “State,” as in The State, government. “Farm” is an acronym. F.A.R.M.

Agent Jake, from State F.A.R.M. 

 

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