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The 2020 Fonzie Christmas Meme!

24 Dec

December 25, 2020

Ah, can you hear it? Santa’s sleigh is on the roof, and dropping down the chimney is the original Man in Red himself, Satan Santa! Yes, Jolly St. Nick is here to personally deliver this year’s 2020 Fonzie Fumetti, the All-New Fonzie Christmas Meme! Gather around, all ye faithful Mr. Blog readers! There is plenty of room around the fireplace. I’ve put out enough chairs for all four of you this year! (What’s that, Aunt Edwina? You can’t make it? I’m so sorry. And yes, I will have the chairs back around the dining room table. Yes, I’ll wipe them off. I know the basement is sooty.)

BEHOLD!

Mr. Blog continues to take the low road.

And look! Here they are, the Ghosts of Blog Christmas Past. Christmases? Christmasessisis? Whatever. You only need to know how to conjugate Christmas once a year anyway, and as a tried and true Pastafarian, I’m not worried about it.

2019

2018

2017

Around here, we love this guy. And who wouldn’t! You can look girls, but don’t swoon!

Mr. Blog says: There were better pictures we could have used, but none as funny. Why the heck is The Fonz making love to his thumb?

NOTE FROM THE EDITORS OF MR. BLOG’S TEPID RIDE: INSERT YOUR OWN SANTA’S SACK DOUBLE ENTENDRE HERE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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STARTING THIS WEEK: THE 5 MEMES OF CHRISTMAS

25 Nov

November 25, 2020

It’s nearly Thanksgiving, and you know what that means- IT’S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS!

Yes, the most fantabulous time of the year! Get out your kapdabblers and smendlers!

Look at them all, through the darkness I’m bringing.

They’re not sad at all. They’re actually singing!

They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders.

They sing without flungers, kapdabblers and smendlers!

– Mr. Burns. What, you thought that was Seuss? Simpsons, when it was funny.

So what the Holy Holiday Ham is The 5 Memes of Christmas? Well I’m not telling you.

Who am I kidding OF COURSE I’ll tell you! It’s Christmas! Every Friday starting this Friday I’ll bring you a Classic TV Great Moment in Santa History, and it all leads up to the unveiling of the ALL NEW 2020 FONZIE CHRISTMAS MEME! You know you loved the last three, you’ll go GA-GA-GAZOOKS for this year’s Fonzerelli Fumetti! (Copywrite me just now. Don’t steal that.) Here’s a sample:

And that’s only a preview so know it’s the least funny one! It only gets better from here folks! IT HAS TO! Be here this Friday or else you will not be here this Friday!

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