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Picture Postcard: The Ashamed Deli

4 Jun

June 4, 2016

Poor little deli. Seems almost ashamed to be a deli. That must be why it’s out of business. If only the little deli had some pride, it might be in business today.

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But seriously, what happened on that awning? What’s with the little word “deli” in parentheses? I’ve looked closely, it’s not too far from me in Brooklyn. That’s not an addition, the word didn’t cover up or replace something else. It was made that way. But why? I have no idea.

 

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Imponderable #130: An Unlucky Penis In Thailand

31 May

May 31, 2016

This is Imponderable because, as a man, I simply refuse to think about this.

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GAH! HOLY CRAP! A freakin’ PYTHON in the freakin’ TOILET! THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE NIGHTMARE, GENTLEMEN. 

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Whose blood is that? The snake’s or the dude’s?????????? Oh, I am going to be sick.

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Thank goodness the snake is OK. Yeah, I was really worried.

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“Many times”? “MANY TIMES”? I am not- repeat NOT- going to Thailand. It’ll be awhile before I take a dump right here in NYC!

How does a guy survive a python devouring his schwantz? 
The question is painfully Imponderable.

 

And yeah guys, I can already hear your complaints of “a snake on his penis? Jeez, and I cant even get my girlfriend to…” I feel ya.

 

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