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Brooklyn Is Hulking Out!

19 Feb

February 19, 2016

So there I was, walking down the street here in Brooklyn (Flatbush Avenue, to be exact) when I was attacked by The Incredible Hulk!

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Hey! He’s doing AJ Styles’ phenomenal forearm!

I managed to get away with my life only because I was wearing one of Reed Richard’s personal force field belts.

This isn’t the first time I’ve encountered The Hulk here in Brooklyn. Some years back I saw him atop a firehouse right before he smashed it to little tiny pebbles. 

I think they’re right. There’s too much gamma radiation in the air here.

 

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Today’s News 8/10/16: Mr. Blog Climbs Trump Tower

10 Aug

August 10. 2016

In case you missed the news, a guy climbed the side of Donald Trump’s Ego I mean Trump Tower and while police are not sure what his motive was, I can now reveal that I paid him to plant Mr. Blog’s Tepid Flag on top of the tower.

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I wonder if I can get my money back while he sits in central booking?

 

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