Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus (Christmas Classics)

26 Dec

December 26, 2012

Ahh, the Christmas movie. Think Miracle on 34th Street, think It’s a Wonderful Life, don’t think of any of these. TIP: If it stars Hulk Hogan, it is not destined to be a classic. 

From December 26, 2011

Please enjoy this presentation of selected Santa Claus appearances. Our first stop is Mexico from the 1959 film titled aptly, if not imaginatively, Santa Claus, which for some reason features Satan.

Back in the USA, here is the aptly, if not imaginatively, titled, Santa With Muscles, featuring noted thespian Hulk Hogan.


Want more wrestlers? Here is Rowdy Roddy Piper beating up Santa. (Actually, that is the legendary Bobby “the Brain” Heenan under the beard. You didn’t really think that was Santa, did you?)

And in this next clip, Santa gets into the squared circle to drop the rock bottom on some punk-ass jabroni. (“Xanta Klaus” from the South Pole. You can’t believe this stuff unless you see it for yourself.)


2 Responses to “Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus (Christmas Classics)”

  1. zathra December 26, 2012 at 1:08 am #

    I’d hate to have to explain these movies to an extra – terrestrial who intercepted their transmission ( s ) somehow. Even if they understood human languages. 😉


    • T E Stazyk December 26, 2012 at 6:03 pm #

      If you did manage to explain the movies to them, you would learn how aliens say “WTF!”


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