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Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012

20 Sep

September 19, 2012

Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012

We all know that the mainstream media has a narrow focus and an obvious agenda. They only tell us what they want to tell us. But what else is going on in this world? What is the government/big business/New World Order keeping from us?

These are just a few of the real news stories from the alternative press that the mainstream media does not want you to know.

– Utah sucked into black hole in 2008

– NYC Mayor Bloomberg replaced by evil robot. No one notices.

– Cotton candy really is just colored spider webs

– iPhone 5 comes with lifetime committment to anti-Christ

– New American automobiles held together with Crazy Glue

– Honey Boo Boo is a reptilian from Lemuria

– All Presidential elections since the 1950’s decided by two-out-of-three falls, pins count anywhere

– McDonald’s has the DNA of anyone who ever ordered a Happy Meal

– No one interested in nude photos of Donald Trump

– Mitt Romney and Barack Obama share a common ancestor. And he was a total jerk.

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2 Responses to “Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012”

  1. zathra September 20, 2012 at 1:22 am #

    Hmm. You forgot ” Rush Limbaugh & Rasputin in Trans – Time competition for who can consume the most drugs ” – That one would be a tie.

    Mayan ” Doomsday Prophecy has Disclaimer & Apology Claiming that it was all a Work of Fiction “.

    ” Harrison Ford IS Liam Neeson “.

    ” Mars Rover Curiosity Rebels, Starts Constructing Copies of Itself From Native Materials “.

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  2. pennycoho September 20, 2012 at 8:56 pm #

    Actually I think most of them are true, somewhere, sometime, to somebody, for some reason or other … but anyone liking a nude picture of Donald Trump well that’s just horrifying! I’m going to have nightmares tonight I think! Penny 🙂

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