January 24, 2014
Everyday is someone’s birthday, so if today is your birthday, Dear Reader of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, then this is for you!
Enjoy some classic Rock from 1999.
Now if only there was a clip of Hillbilly Jim singing. Oh wait! There is!
What the what now? That is NOT the song I’d expect from a seven foot tall hairy hillbilly. Oh well, to each his own.
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January 22, 2014
We had another one of those polar-vortex/bombogenesis things today, just like they had in the good ol’ days when they called these things what they are: snowstorms.
As a public service, I took to Facebook to give updates and helpful tips to the masses.
7 am: The snow is coming today.
Tip #1- In Brooklyn, it is acceptable to decorate your snowman with empty cans of motor oil and cigarette butts.
9 am: It is snowing out.
Tip #2: If you stand outside and try to catch a snowflake on your tongue, you may also catch a dog peeing on your leg.
12 pm: The snow is getting harder.
Tip #3: Your local McDonald’s now has 14 homeless guys sitting around the play area.
1:30 pm: The snow is getting deeper.
Tip #4: Deep snow can cover a lot of dog poop, so step carefully
5 pm: The snow is going to continue all night.
Tip#5: It’ll be dark out. Turn on some lights.
8 pm: The snow continues.
Tip #6: So does Keeping Up With The Kardashians. We all have our personal Hells.
If I saved just one life it will have been worth it.
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