Tag Archives: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday From The Rock!

24 Jan

January 24, 2014

Everyday is someone’s birthday, so if today is your birthday, Dear Reader of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, then this is for you!

Enjoy some classic Rock from 1999.

 

 

Now if only there was a clip of Hillbilly Jim singing. Oh wait! There is!

 

 

What the what now? That is NOT the song I’d expect from a seven foot tall hairy hillbilly. Oh well, to each his own.

 

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What’s Next For Dennis Rodman?

9 Jan

January 9, 2014

Dennis rodman sure is making headlines with his North Korean Love Tour. He’ singing Happy Birthday to a brutal dictator, he’s dropping F-bombs and screaming at reporters on CNN, and he’s making the rest of his NBA aging all-stars rethink their life choices.

When he returns to the USA he has a lot of options for his next move. We here at BTR/Gossip have EXCLUSIVELY learned that he’s planning a jailhouse visit to Bernie Madoff, as well as a trip to Cuba to party with Raul Castro. But even worse, I hear he’s planning on deflowering Honey Boo Boo when she comes of age.

Well, the Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride say “why not us?”

Hey, Kim Jung-Un threw his uncle to the dogs? I’ll throw Allan Keyes to the rabid wolverines. How about that, Rodman?

3/4 of North Korea has no electricity? I’ve been running Mr. BTR on candle power for years.

I don’t need a team of all-stars or a Happy Birthday serenade. Show up, take a few pics, we’ll share some wings, and we’ll get about a billion hits for bmj2k.com. That’s what it’s all about.

See you soon Dennis!

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