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12 Mar

March 12, 2013

Here is an actual news story from some years back. I’ve bleeped out the important part, let’s see if you can guess what the doctors operated on!

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Bronx doctors give Afghan girl a bigger [BLEEP], for free

For eight long years – half her life – [name withheld]  has been in near-constant pain.

The 16-year-old cannot open her [BLEEP] more than half an inch, making [BLEEP]ing  a daily chore.

Yet her coy smile and girlish giggle give nothing away.

After [she] fell off a bridge in her native Afghanistan at age 8, part of her [BLEEP] broke and welded together as it healed.

Doctors were unable to correct the problem, leaving her with the debilitating condition and hoping for a miracle.

Thursday, that miracle happened as doctors in the Bronx performed surgery to reopen her [BLEEP], for free.

“I’m a little nervous,” said [the girl], shortly before her operation.

A team of doctors removed a 2-centimeter section of her [BLEEP] Thursday, inserting a piece of her rib and cartilage in its place, during the nine-hour operation.

Her recovery will involve extensive physical therapy.

“She would have remained this way or got even more frozen,”

Doctors were able to open her [BLEEP] to 41 millimeters – 40 to 45 millimeters is normal.

“Life should be relatively normally after that.”

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