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Allan Keyes Vs. Ralph Edwards and Stu Billet Productions

28 Oct

October 28, 2013


Dear Ralph Edwards and Stu Billet Productions:  GO F**K YOURSELVES

I’m finding that married life hasn’t improved my disposition much. I’m still a rageaholic – can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet rageahol!


Remember not too long ago, when Mr. B published a tribute to Ed Koch ?


It included a one of kind, very VERY rare clip of a befuddled Ed Koch dealing with multiple clown wrestlers the Behemoth and Titanic Tony arguing over breach of contract for…..something? One of my favorite clips ever.

Well, while that blog and the resulting video went over extremely well with the BMJ2K and YouTube community. Well, except for a couple of old crankypusses that is. Look at this here happy crappy:


You see that????

Now as people (sort of) on the outer fringes of the periphery of publishing, I respect copyright as much as the next guy on the street but gimme a freaking break.  This is probably the single most HI-LARIOUS episode of the People’s Court ever, and insofar as I can tell, this was the only available copy online. This was a public service as much as anything else. PEOPLE NEEDED TO SEE TITANIC TONY DAMMIT!!!!

But even that’s not what is galling me. It’s this:


That’s right. About 287,000 results!!!  But our little clip was singled out.  Hey dummies, you better get to filing copyright claims against all of these people.  Jackholes. I mean geeze, the same cretins that gave wastes of egg and sperm Harvey “TMZ” Levin and Curt  The Court Reporter whatever his name is jobs. I’d rather spend a lazy Sunday hanging out with Doug Llewelyn.





Let’s Have Fun With Censorship

12 Mar

March 12, 2013

Here is an actual news story from some years back. I’ve bleeped out the important part, let’s see if you can guess what the doctors operated on!


medical milestones

Bronx doctors give Afghan girl a bigger [BLEEP], for free

For eight long years – half her life – [name withheld]  has been in near-constant pain.

The 16-year-old cannot open her [BLEEP] more than half an inch, making [BLEEP]ing  a daily chore.

Yet her coy smile and girlish giggle give nothing away.

After [she] fell off a bridge in her native Afghanistan at age 8, part of her [BLEEP] broke and welded together as it healed.

Doctors were unable to correct the problem, leaving her with the debilitating condition and hoping for a miracle.

Thursday, that miracle happened as doctors in the Bronx performed surgery to reopen her [BLEEP], for free.

“I’m a little nervous,” said [the girl], shortly before her operation.

A team of doctors removed a 2-centimeter section of her [BLEEP] Thursday, inserting a piece of her rib and cartilage in its place, during the nine-hour operation.

Her recovery will involve extensive physical therapy.

“She would have remained this way or got even more frozen,”

Doctors were able to open her [BLEEP] to 41 millimeters – 40 to 45 millimeters is normal.

“Life should be relatively normally after that.”



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