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Kittens! Adorable fuzzy kittens!

9 Jul

 July 9, 2012

Did that title get your attention? Here is Allan Keyes and this time around I had to insert my own comments for balance.

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Kittens! Adorable fuzzy kittens! Everybody loves ‘em! Every time  I see a kewte kitten I just have to run over and pet it and play with it and dangle a piece of yarn in front of it (why yes I carry yarn with me, doesn’t everyone?)

Even Mr. Blog himself loves kittens. Why half of his hard drive is devoted to his favorite: THE LOLCATS:

MR. BTR: I HATE THE LOLCATS! I CAN’T STAND THEM! I AM DEVOTING TOMORROW’S BLOG TO HOW MUCH I HATE THEM! These are NOT from my hard drive!

(TAKEN FROM MR. BLOG’S PRIVATE  STASH:)

MR BTR: GAH! I HATE YOU ALLAN KEYES FOR PUTTING THIS CRAP ON MY SITE!

 (and NO, I’m not throwing the pic of the fat guy eating the cheeseburger up here either!)

MR. BTR: Don’t worry, I’ll take care of that for you.

Aren’t these the most adorable things you ever saw? The kitties are talking like people! (Related Simpsons quote: “”Look at Branford II! Isn’t that cute? He thinks he’s one of the Models, Inc.!”. There’s a Simpsons’ quote for everything, except maybe a colostomy)

MR. BTR: I looked. He’s right. That’s more of a South Park thing.

So for Mr. B’s birthday, I’m going to give him a gift:  Presenting the BLOCATS:

MR. BTR: This is NOT my birthday. For the record, I share my birthday with a notroious 18th Century British barrister.

FUN WITH TEH INTERNETS:   UGLY KITTENS

5:

Hmmm…..you dye this bad boy green and he looks like the Hulk:

 (Alternate line: “You neuter me. I claw out your jugular vein

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This one is a shame, because he’s ALMOST cute. He’s like Frank Stallone – almost legit, but not quite:

Consider the caption for this one to be a reader submission contest. Mr B. will pick the winner.

 MR. BTR: Thanks for the extra work, pal.

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“I can never haz luv because I look like lemur”   The one on the right is just scary. Look at those eyes. Imagine if you awoke at 5 in the morning to see that sitting on your chest, staring at you. Two words: “thunderclap coronary”

MR. BTR: You could have posted the exact same comment under the Stallone picture.

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“I haz no front teef because cats can’t use toofpaste”

I actually kind of like this little guy, because he puts me in mind of my FAVORITE tag team EVER, Demolition:

Classic Axe and Smash! No Crush allowed.

MR. BTR: The one on the left went on be The Repo Man.

Sigh.

I’m not joking either. These two were the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic. I lead a sad life…

And the #1 picture for UGLY KITTEN IS……………

“When I grow up, I can haz be on To Catch a Predator?”

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. B!!!!

MR. BTR: You guys miss the Fat Guy this week? Don’t worry, I have your back. I present to you, the lolfatz!

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Fun With Teh Internets… Again

18 Jun

June 18, 2012


I’ve never been able to grow decent facial hair. Instead of a beard, the best I could do was a little scraggly beardling. And don’t get Mr. Blog started on my weak attempt of a moustache unless you want to hear hours of laughter.  (It’s true. The time a piece of broccoli got stuck to his face looked better- Mr. BTR) So while I may be clean-shaven now, it won’t stop me from trawling the net to find the best examples of….

MOLESTACHE!
Most modern molestache debates center on who rocked the classiest one:

John Waters (the choice of the avant-garde)

C’mon, you just know there is some strange stuff in the trunk of his car.

Or

David Niven (pick of the molestache traditionalist)

Best David Niven film? Murder by Death. You cannot argue, don’t even try.

 No matter which camp you fall into, I think we can all agree that it’s none of these guys:

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It’s John Waters’ slightly asthmatic and much less charismatic cousin Rupert!

4:

Mr. BTR thinks that is Keifer Sutherland on a bad day, circa Lost Boys.

Taken just before some underage girl’s father knocked him out. Tip: When bringing  daddy’s little 14 yr. old home at 3AM, never use beer as a peace-offering.

3:

All that dramatic pose does is accentuate the douche-tache.

Trust him, he’s a blood donor! Trust me, I’d rather bleed out!

2:

PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT

And the #1 MOLESTACHE picture is……….

 

HA! You’ve been Rickrolled!

THIS GUY!

Sorry, I’m just really obsessed with this guy.  The real #1 molestache is:

Look, don’t blame me, ok?  It came up in the search. But the amazing thing is that I understand that his chest and….er, beer gut hair grew in that way naturally!

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