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Sneak Peek of the Week of July 14th, 2013

14 Jul

July 14, 2013

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I found that illustration on the site of a very small but apparently legitimate educational institution. It is designed to illustrate self-control, which I have to admit it does, but it is one of the freakiest things I have ever seen. Whoever drew that monstrosity has nothing to proud of and should have used some self-control himself.

Meanwhile, back at bmj2k.com, The Home of Psychological Harmony, we have a whole week of stuff that demonstrates that we have no self-control either. Allan Keyes will dust off Dusty Springfield and he’ll critique a classic TV theme song. I will critique one of the stranger Mexican restaurants (I think) I have ever eaten in. We will also examine the case of a man with a lawsuit. What is his suit about? You will not believe me, but the case is destined to make to say “what the heck?” All this, an NBA star gets poked on the nose by a space alien, and more, at bmj2k.com. See ya!

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Imponderable #100: The Swimming Pool

12 Jul

July 12, 2013

In honor of the 100th Imponderable (a feat which I, with my short attention span and chronic laziness, never thought I would reach), I present this week a double helping of only in the summer Imponderables.

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This is a teen movie come to life. Think about it- you are all alone and a woman wants to swim, totally naked, in your pool while her husband is gone. Who is going to say no? Unless the woman is built like Roseanne Barr, no one would. So she swam around for 20 minutes, during which the man had about a million fantasies run through his head, and wham bam, long story short, no one should be surprised that his house was robbed. What could be a better distraction?

Try a small inflatable raft.

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Jeez Louise! An inflatable rubber raft, in public, on multiple occasions. It has to be love. Edwin Tobergta, Raft F*cker and Rosie the Raft, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.

Or worse.

What is wrong with this nutjob?
The question is Imponderable.

A RAFT?????

Summer is the cruelest season. These crimes would never have happened in the freezing winter.

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