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Santa’s Rap Hotline

18 Dec

December 28, 2021

Merry Christmas! If you grew up in the heyday of 1-900 numbers, you know you could call up a hotline and hear a special message from such luminaries as Hulk Hogan or Grandpa Al Lewis, hear a Hanukah fable, or listen to lots and lots of simulated sex. (Hey, before the internet, pre-recorded phone sex at $2.99 a minute was all we had.)

But none of them beat 1-900-909-RAPS, Santa’s Rap Hotline.

So pick up the phone, sit back relax and listen. Kids before you dial get your parent’s permission!

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The 5 Memes of Christmas Day 1: Crime!

27 Nov

November 27, 2020

The 5 Memes of Christmas is a series running every Friday this month until the unveiling of the bmj2k.com Annual Fonzie Christmas Meme. Each week we will spotlight a Great Moment in Santa History from Classic TV. This week’s theme: Crime!

What better way to celebrate Christmas than with Santa and a deranged clown mugging Rich Whitey? It brings a tear to poor, jaded, Mr. Blog’s eye. Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Santa on Christmas Eve or jolly Saint Nick may kill you.

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