The 5 Memes of Christmas is a series running every Friday this month until the unveiling of the bmj2k.com Annual Fonzie Christmas Meme. Each week we will spotlight a Great Moment in Santa History from Classic TV. This week’s theme: Crime!
What better way to celebrate Christmas than with Santa and a deranged clown mugging Rich Whitey? It brings a tear to poor, jaded, Mr. Blog’s eye. Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Santa on Christmas Eve or jolly Saint Nick may kill you.
In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. – Alfred Lord Tennyson
All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. – Anita Clenney
You don’t know the half of it. – Mr. Blog.
*Sigh* Aren’t you glad you subscribe to this blog?
Anyway, this really is a touching story, somehow, I think. Consider other tales of man/car love: Michael Knight and KITT, Al Bundy and his Dodge, the Duke boys and the General Lee. In not one of those cases did the car reciprocate. Bo and Luke never got flowers from their car, no matter how nicely they polished the bumpers. But this guy? “When I hold Vanilla [his special lovemobile] in my arms there’s a powerful energy that comes from her in response to that…” Really? Somehow I doubt that. Personally, I think he’s inhaled too much exhaust.
How will Cinnamon and Splash, his spurned lovers, deal with this? The question is Imponderable.
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