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Top Ten Lamest Super Powers

6 Jun

June 6, 2012

Top Ten

Lamest Super Powers

Hobo Vision

Able to hypnotize only the lactose intolerant

Moves like Jagger

Really really hairy

Can tell when a young boy is sad

Can predict 2 out of 7 lottery numbers.

Never loses a sock in the wash.

Can reverse his own puberty. WHY???

Gaydar Jamming

Animal Muse

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