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Imponderable #51: Mike Tyson on Broadway

22 Jun

June 22, 2012

Yes, you read that right. Mike Tyson on Broadway. In a one man show!

Yep, the ear-biting, face-tatooed, illiterate powder keg is going to star on Broadway.

I am not making this up!

Look, there’s more:

Mike Tyson alone on stage for 90 minutes? I give it 90 seconds until he flies into the crowd to attack somebody in the fifth row with a ringing cell phone.

How long will it be before Mike forgets why he is there and just starts rambling about tigers and George Foreman?

The question is Imponderable.

I could go on, but this one speaks for itself.

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