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Chance Encounters in Time and Space, Episode Two

30 Dec

December 30, 2015

chance encounters in space

Tonight: President William Howard Taft Meets The Donner Party

President Taft: I can make neither heads nor tails of this. I was just in my office preparing for a meeting with the Treasury Secretary and now I am enveloped by this dense white fog. Endless! Endless! Oh! Sir! Oh goodness, people! What is this? Who may I ask are you?

Donner Party: Saved! We’re saved!

ONE HOUR LATER

*burp*

COMING SOON: Charlie Sheen meets a pack of angry bears

Taft Donner

 

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