December 30, 2015
Tonight: President William Howard Taft Meets The Donner Party
President Taft: I can make neither heads nor tails of this. I was just in my office preparing for a meeting with the Treasury Secretary and now I am enveloped by this dense white fog. Endless! Endless! Oh! Sir! Oh goodness, people! What is this? Who may I ask are you?
Donner Party: Saved! We’re saved!
ONE HOUR LATER
COMING SOON: Charlie Sheen meets a pack of angry bears