February 9, 2015
If Abe Lincoln were to come back to life, I would NOT waste time asking him about freeing the slaves or writing the Gettysburg Address. The guy came back from the freaking dead! I think my first question would be “how did you do it?”
It would probably go something like this:
Abe: I remember writing Four Score and-
Me: OH MY GOD! ABE LINCOLN! HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD?
January 14, 2013
Was interwebbing the last week and ran across this image, couldn’t stop laughing. (Hopefully you watch Pawn Stars to get it) 
So being a monkey-see, monkey-do kinda guy, I was inspired to try to create my own memes! I worked REALLY hard on them but for some reason nobody liked them – lots of downvotes. For the life of me I can’t understand why these didn’t work – they’re gold! Pure gold!
MY FIRST ATTEMPT: 
It’s historic, it’s smart, and it ties into the Lincoln movie! It has everything you’d want in a meme, yes? But I thought maybe something more lighthearted would go over better….
TRYIN’ TO BE HIP: 
It’s a freaking classic! Maybe I should’ve gone with my gut and used “Oh You Kid!” like I really wanted. Oh well, back to the drawing board…..
GETTING CURRENT: 
This should’ve been the one! “Don’t Taze Me Bro” was hi-larious! So what if I had a little trouble using the meme generator on this one? But ok – let’s recalibrate here. What if a smooth catchphrase isn’t the best way to go? What if people want to know what’s what? I could be reaching……by teaching!
EDUCATIN’ THE MASSES:
It’s TRUE! It was a great movie! When that fat kid got stuck in the chocolate waterfall tube? I snorted so hard Coke Zero blew out my nose. And that hurts, believe me! Just ignore the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp abomination. That film can suck an oompa-loompa if you get my drift, and I know you do!
LET’S JUST GET EDGY:
It’s true, I did email them. The good people at Quickmeme should be expecting a phone call from the Aflac legal counsel within the next few days. That’ll teach them to downvote me! However, I was undeterred, and continued to churn out meme fail after meme fail until, finally…………
SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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