February 9, 2015
If Abe Lincoln were to come back to life, I would NOT waste time asking him about freeing the slaves or writing the Gettysburg Address. The guy came back from the freaking dead! I think my first question would be “how did you do it?”
It would probably go something like this:
Abe: I remember writing Four Score and-
Me: OH MY GOD! ABE LINCOLN! HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD?