February 9, 2015
If Abe Lincoln were to come back to life, I would NOT waste time asking him about freeing the slaves or writing the Gettysburg Address. The guy came back from the freaking dead! I think my first question would be “how did you do it?”
It would probably go something like this:
Abe: I remember writing Four Score and-
Me: OH MY GOD! ABE LINCOLN! HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD?
I can’t argue with that.
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I’d ask for his hat
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I’d ask about this
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Hey! Anyone remember me? I used to be that guy who did that thing. Whatever happened to that guy? He sucked 🙂
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