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Imponderable #121: A Parking Lot in Yelm, Washington

22 Apr

April 22, 2014


In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. – Alfred Lord Tennyson 

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. – Anita Clenney 

You don’t know the half of it. – Mr. Blog.


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*Sigh*  Aren’t you glad you subscribe to this blog?

Anyway, this really is a touching story, somehow, I think. Consider other tales of man/car love: Michael Knight and KITT, Al Bundy and his Dodge, the Duke boys and the General Lee. In not one of those cases did the car reciprocate. Bo and Luke never got flowers from their car, no matter how nicely they polished the bumpers. But this guy? “When I hold Vanilla [his special lovemobile] in my arms there’s a powerful energy that comes from her in response to that…” Really? Somehow I doubt that. Personally, I think he’s inhaled too much exhaust.

How will Cinnamon and Splash, his spurned lovers, deal with this?
The question is Imponderable.








Would Darth Vader Drive a VW?

3 Jan

January 3, 2013

I was waiting on line at the McDonald’s drive through to get a couple of Big Macs at the power boat dealership to buy a new yacht when I saw this car right ahead of me.


I mean, seriously, would Darth Vader drive a Jetta? Sheesh, I don’t think the Emperor would drive a Volkswagen, and I am sure even Darth Maul wouldn’t be caught dead in anything less than a Lamborghini. I really doubt that that guy is part of the Empire.


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