Tag Archives: jack-o-lanterns

Pumpkin Pickin’ Pukin’ Pumpkins

27 Oct

An Allan Keyes Klassic from October 29, 2012, republished on October 27, 2021

Happy Halloween everyone! It’s that magical day of the year when we can dress up as superheros, act like panhandlers, and stuff our faces with candy all at the same time! Just a tip though, the rumors are not true – McDonalds does not give out cheeseburgers to trick-or-treaters . Those bastards!

Anyway, have a great night out eating other people’s candy! Now here’s some twisted Jack-O-Lanterns!

Fun With Teh Internets:  PUKING PUMPKINS!

Allan Keyes’ favorite!

BONUS SEARCH: Cannibal Pumpkins.
The little guy looks so happy, doesn’t he?

And for some reason, this came up in the search…..

Wait till you see my selection of inappropriate Santas for Christmas…… 😉

Picture Postcard: Halloween Razor Blades?

18 Oct

October 18, 2017

Halloween and razor blades do not go together in any way. It’s a bad combination. So it’s no surprise that a package of razors would avoid any Halloween logos or messaging. But this package of Schick shavers seems to be trying to have it both ways.

It’s green and orange and seriously, don’t those look like two jack-o-lanterns? Take a look at the mock-up below and tell me if I’m mistaken.

 

 

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