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Space Jammed

17 Jul

July 17, 2013

Former New York Knicks player Baron Davis was abducted by aliens a few weeks ago. I’ll let him tell it in his own words.

“I was, um, on my way from Vegas here to L.A., I’m a little tired and s— and I see this light and I think it’s a big-a– truck. Then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f—— steel thing.”

It didn’t end there. In many abduction stories, there is a period of blackout and often the victim’s next memory would be heading home some hours later. Not so Davis. He recalls meeting “these f—— crazy-looking people” who were “half-human, half, like, f—–, ugly motherf——.”

In fact, Baron has some clear recollections of that evening. “Dude, they were poking me on my nose and s—. They were poking me on my nose and they were, like, looking me in my eyes. They had my hands like, tied up and the next thing you know, I was f—— in Montebello, dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. It was like four o’clock in the morning.”

Davis later recanted the story, claiming it was all a joke.


Judging from his outfit, I tend to believe it.




Imponderable #99: Dennis Rodman

5 Jul

July 5, 2013


Heck, why not? Personally, I’m all for it. I say keep North Korea distracted with nut jobs like Rodman. The more distracted North Korea is, the safer the rest of us are. Send Rodman back, then book a flight for the Philly Phanatic and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. The politicians will probably send over some package of money and food to placate him, but if all it takes is airfare for some clowns and eye candy, then I’m all for it. I’m calling on the Nobel committee to do Dennis Rodman a solid and give him the award.



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