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Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012

20 Sep

September 19, 2012

Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012

We all know that the mainstream media has a narrow focus and an obvious agenda. They only tell us what they want to tell us. But what else is going on in this world? What is the government/big business/New World Order keeping from us?

These are just a few of the real news stories from the alternative press that the mainstream media does not want you to know.

– Utah sucked into black hole in 2008

– NYC Mayor Bloomberg replaced by evil robot. No one notices.

– Cotton candy really is just colored spider webs

– iPhone 5 comes with lifetime committment to anti-Christ

– New American automobiles held together with Crazy Glue

– Honey Boo Boo is a reptilian from Lemuria

– All Presidential elections since the 1950’s decided by two-out-of-three falls, pins count anywhere

– McDonald’s has the DNA of anyone who ever ordered a Happy Meal

– No one interested in nude photos of Donald Trump

– Mitt Romney and Barack Obama share a common ancestor. And he was a total jerk.

American Chopper: Common Ground

18 Sep

September 18, 2012

Can Father and Son build a bike together? Let’s find out.

Tonight, PJD builds a trike for Loopster. For Paulie, Loopster inspired a dragster idea, and the wheels are huge.

OCC builds a charity bike for the Make A Wish foundation, via Trusted Choice Insurance. And they are going to improvise it as they go, meaning that Jason can’t mess it up. But up on Senior’s sprawling grounds the two Teutuls are beginning a bike that is a replica of the first one they built together. From a personal viewpoint it would be nice if they got together, but from a TV viewpoint I really hope they don’t. The show isn’t much about building bikes, it is about the battling Teutuls. And if they get along? What about the show? What about the drama?

Both of them are moving cautiously, probably rightly so. If you ignore the constant presence of the cameras, directors, producers, etc, they are all on their own and that is the right move.

“Hopefully this build is th start of something new… we’ve both changed, considerably.” -Paulie
“I just uh uh want us to come to a place of comfterbility.” -Senior
“I hope he (Senior) learns from his past mistakes and really means it.” Skeptical Vinnie

It is uncanny the way Paulie walks into Senior’s garage. He walked in just the same way all those seasons ago at OCC, very casually and nonchalantly. They could have almost simply run some first season footage instead.

Twenty-six minutes in, Jason, or as Senior called him, Jackass, walked in to OCC. I hate the way he immediately sticks himself into everything. “We” hit a snag. “We” did this. Jeez, he showed up when the bike was half-fabricated.

And from the Yang to the Ying of OCC (or wang in Jason’s case) we have Rick, whom Senior described as “the mother” of the shop because he was interested in his relationship with his sons.

The Trusted Choice bike was a done-in-one. The bike was built and unveiled in the same show.

NEXT WEEK:
I have no idea. Discovery’s listings don’t go far enough.