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Pumpkin Pickin’ Pukin’ Pumpkins

27 Oct

An Allan Keyes Klassic from October 29, 2012, republished on October 27, 2021

Happy Halloween everyone! It’s that magical day of the year when we can dress up as superheros, act like panhandlers, and stuff our faces with candy all at the same time! Just a tip though, the rumors are not true – McDonalds does not give out cheeseburgers to trick-or-treaters . Those bastards!

Anyway, have a great night out eating other people’s candy! Now here’s some twisted Jack-O-Lanterns!

Fun With Teh Internets:  PUKING PUMPKINS!

Allan Keyes’ favorite!

BONUS SEARCH: Cannibal Pumpkins.
The little guy looks so happy, doesn’t he?

And for some reason, this came up in the search…..

Wait till you see my selection of inappropriate Santas for Christmas…… 😉

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Top Ten Horror Movies You Can Make At Home During Lockdown

12 Jul

July 12, 2020

Bored at home? Kids have nothing to do? Here are some horror movies you can make right now from your home while you can’t go out.

10- The Black Mold… In Your Basement!

9- Curse of The Invisible Toilet Paper

8-The Masked Ones

7- The Poisoned Air

6- Non-Essential Horror!

5- No Shows Left to Binge!

4- No Work and No Play Makes Jack Bored… To Death!

3- Governor Cuomo’s Real Life Nursing Home Massacre

2- Don;’t Go Out of The House

1- The Frozen Thing in The Back of Your Freezer

 

 

 

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