Imagine the surprise on the faces of the Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (Home of the Sometimes-It-Is-Almost-Amusing Blog) when there was a knock on the door and a hearty “trick or treat” was heard on the porch. We opened the door and instead of the costumed kids we expected, there stood the prodigious bulk of Tor Johnson Norman Snackmunch!
Last time we saw Big Norman he was trapped in a Burger King during the pandemic and loving it.
Well he’s back, gracing us with his new Halloween message!
Remember kids, obesity is not a joke. Poor Mr. Snackmunch has a life expectancy of about 12 minutes, meaning that he may be rotting in the ground before that poor pumpkin.
Yes my friends, it is the return of Gene Gene the Dancing Machine, who has graced this blog four times over the years whenever I had no idea what else to post. But give ol’ Mr. Blog a break- this is the first time since 2017 I’ve posted this, so a whole generation of readers, maybe as many as six of you, are seeing this for the first time. Anyone who saw this before unsubscribed years ago, so odds are, it is new to you! (And yes, Aunt Edwina, despite your court orders, you are still subscribed. I will take you off this mailing list when you send me more heat down in the basement.)
But fear not, Loyal Reader, I have not forgotten you. How can I? My one and only Loyal Reader, inmate #47605, sends me the most delightfully threatening letters. Hoo boy, I hope the parole board keeps you locked up for life. But for the sake of the random off-chance that someone stumbles across this blog and has seen this clip before, I present to you something new!
A framed picture of Sorrell Booke from the Swan Song episode of Columbo.
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