Advertisements
Archive | Thanksgiving RSS feed for this section

Top Ten Pumpkin Spiciest TV Characters

8 Oct

October  8, 2017

It is autumn and that means that it is Pumpkin Spice Season. Everything comes in pumpkin spice flavor. Coffee, bread, steak, arsenic, it’s all pumpkin spice! So in the spirit of the season, the Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (Home of the Almost OK Blog) have gotten together a list of TV’s most beloved and iconic characters and rated them on our patented Pumpkin Spice Scale.

We’ve scoured your favorite sitcoms and dramas and picked out your all-time favorite and beloved TV stars. We then took the best of the best and ranked them from least to most pumpkin spiciness. Did your favorite hero make the list? Is the small screen’s greatest villain in the top ten? Let’s find out!

 

WOLF BLITZER: 1/2 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

PHYLLIS VANCE: 1 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

BARNEY RUBBLE: 1 1/2 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

THE SNORKS: 2 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

TAYLOR SWIFT: 3 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

CAPTAIN KIRK: 3 1/2 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

OLIVIA BENSON: 4 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

PRESIDENT NIXON: 4 1/2 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

FRED MERTZ: 5 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

EDGAR ALLAN POE: 6 PUMPKIN SPICE

 

Did we leave out any of your favorite TV stars? We hope we listed all of your favorite television characters. If we missed any, please leave a comment below and tell us who you think are the most pumpkin spicy TV stars!

 

.

Advertisements

Thanksgiving Episode V: The Turkeys Strike Back

27 Nov

November 27, 2016

Turkeys. How can something so tasty and delicious be so violent and angry? (I could ask the same question of my ex-girlfriend, but I digress.)

We’ve just celebrated another Thanksgiving, but before the weekend is over, we must also bow our heads and pay respect to those who are still fighting the battle.

killer-turkey

That is one angry turkey. And wouldn’t you be? Thanksgiving is a horror show for them. And speaking of horror shows, The Walking Dead has it wrong. We shouldn’t be worried about the zombie apocalypse, the turkey apocalypse is already upon us. I’ve written about turkey terror before. Here’s another news story that proves that we must never let our guard down when it comes to this flightless plague. 

turk1

It’s not over! ROUND TWO!

turkey vs idiot man

My money is on the turkey.

This has been

nov-2016-news-header

%d bloggers like this: