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Hello Happy To Read Consumer! Freshly Written Part Second!

26 Jun

June 26, 2013

This blog is for Mac, who sent in the first two pictures. He is a huge fan of bad translations, as am I. Check out my first bad translation blog here. You should also check out Mac, an awesome musician, great photographer, and all-around terrific guy right here at his Facebook page.

Here’s his first picture, from a package of food I urge you not to eat:

hormones-fat-spit

I love the fact that they are so upfront about the spit. I am sure that a great many people base their dining options on the spit count.

Up next, Mac has sent in a travel advisory.

ENGRISH TRANSLATE ERROR

I don’t know what that is but it looks like a train station to me. Of course, for all I know that could be a sushi bar or an anime factory. Either way, I am glad that the sign was there to clear things up.

This next sign comes to us from this very blog! (Yes! Someone reads this!)

inconvenient tanks

They know something that I don’t. “Important reason?” “Tanks”? Something bad is brewing, but it is a comfort to know that the owners will be close in case we need them.

And is there anything more inconvenient than a tank?

And lastly, one more that I took myself but, unlike the one above, it has never been published here before. Behold! The debut of the Chinese menu fail!

buns

That just sounds wrong. So very, very wrong.

Allan Keyes: Cheesy Movie To Make Life Worth Living

24 Jun

June 24, 2013

keyes

Remember the episode of the Simpsons where they decided to add Poochie the dog to the cast of Itchy and Scratchy, and the newspaper had a headline that read “cartoon dog to make life worth living”?

Well, now you know the joy I felt upon learning about this movie, called Sharknado!:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/sharknado-spins-horror-story-article-1.1376073

“After a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”

Wow…..I mean WOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Do I actually need to say more?  No I don’t. But I did manage to steal, acquire a preview poster of this awesomness:

worth living

Mr. BTR Says: Personally, I am already looking forward to these Syfy films already in development: Tarantula El Nino and Zombie Lion Stuffed Taco.