That picture can mean only one thing- summer is here and beaches are open! No?
What it really means is that I was just at the October Chiller Theater convention and that is part of the Jaws exhibit. I also met the voice of The Thing and some other cool celebs (NOT including Omarosa, who is just a fart in my world) and I’ll have a pic or two. Or, maybe just two. Or five.
Also this week, I’ll have a Picture Postcard of a Pumpkin pumpkin (it’ll make total sense) and Allan Keyes takes up a battle on behalf of this blog, as we were personally insulted by Ralph Edwards and Stu Billet Productions. He’ll explain it all. BTW- one of those is dead but that doesn’t stop Keyes from his bluster.
All this, plus I’ll answer the question “Was the Hammer hammered for the third show in a row?” this week at bmj2k.com.
Saturdays are rough lately, real rough. A new blog??? On Saturday???? What the-??
See what I mean? It is hard to keep up my wealthy man-about-town lifestyle and still get out a Saturday blog. Hence this Classic Repost.)
From January 29, 2013
I love croutons. A good bunch of croutons can really make a great salad. Cheddar and bacon, garlic and butter, you name it, I really love those toasted squares of stale bread and my salad isn’t a salad without them. But this particular bag of croutons just makes me angry. Who does it think it is anyway, insulting my intelligence?
New York brand croutons expects me to believe that they have the Original Texas Toast? Really? I’d think that the original Texas toast would come from, oh, … TEXAS.
Hold on to your hats, it gets worse! Turns out this bag of NEW YORK croutons is not made in New York at all!
“New York” brand “Texas Toast” made in Ohio! Is there no truth in the world anymore? What can I trust? It was bad enough when I realized that no train stopped at my local Subway franchise, and not long ago I found out that beloved McDonald’s shill Grimace was played by the same man who dressed as the Hamburgler. Sheesh, no artistic integrity there either!
This just ruins my salad. I can’t eat croutons under false pretenses. Thanks a lot, Marzetti Company, you’ve just ruined my diet.
And I think the Hamburgler is flashing gang signs in this picture. If he’s a Crip then I think McDonald’s should consider changing their advertising strategy.
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