Archive | June, 2013

Allan Keyes: Cheesy Movie To Make Life Worth Living

24 Jun

June 24, 2013

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Remember the episode of the Simpsons where they decided to add Poochie the dog to the cast of Itchy and Scratchy, and the newspaper had a headline that read “cartoon dog to make life worth living”?

Well, now you know the joy I felt upon learning about this movie, called Sharknado!:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/sharknado-spins-horror-story-article-1.1376073

“After a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”

Wow…..I mean WOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Do I actually need to say more?  No I don’t. But I did manage to steal, acquire a preview poster of this awesomness:

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Mr. BTR Says: Personally, I am already looking forward to these Syfy films already in development: Tarantula El Nino and Zombie Lion Stuffed Taco.

Sneak Peek of the Week of June 23, 2013

23 Jun

June 23, 2013

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It is going to be one of those weeks around here.

We’ll have flying sharks, bizarre food, and we’ll hunt the deadliest game of all- people relaxing in their apartments. We’ll round out the week with pizzazz! Literally, Pizzazz! Plus, we will examine the story behind what may be the greatest headline in the history of journalism: Woman Dressed As Vagina Saves Man Dressed As Penis From Attacker. You know you have to be here for that!

All that, the threat of unexpected warfare on your street, and even more- can you believe it? EVEN MORE!- this week at Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, found at bmj2k.com.