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Imponderable #54: New York City

13 Jul

July 13, 2012

Was it Rebecca Black? I really hope it was Rebecca Black.

Air travel is such a hassle today. Take off your shoes, take out your water bottles, full body scans, long lines, crazy pilots screaming in the aisles, stewards throwing your stuff around, who needs this?

Why wouldn’t she shut up? Who did she think she was, Jennifer Hudson? (Whom I totally can’t stand. Ever listen to her talk? She sounds borderline illiterate. Listen to her Weight Watchers commercial where she pronounces it “Watchuzz.”) Seriously, did the other passengers need her singing? I’m surprised no one took matters into their own hands and delivered some sky justice to her. It is bad enough you can’t get a bag of peanuts, you have to listen to that nut?

What else could the Imponderable be but why didn’t she stop singing?

The question is Imponderable.

Anyone else wonder what she was singing?

If you can make it through the clip, listen to her marble-mouthed voiceover at the end:

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