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Black Friday Thursday

26 Nov

November 26, 2014

This is to all of you who are complaining about stores being open on Thanksgiving.

Stop it.

Stop blaming the stores. Thousands of people line up hours before the shops open, skipping food, sleep, and basic human comforts just to get a cheap TV. Blame them.

If thousands of people lined up outside of your house and waved money at you, what would you do? You’d open your door and invite them in for coffee. So until people stop sacrificing their humanity for a shot at a bargain on an iPad, leave the stores alone.

Is It Friday Yet?

12 Nov

November 12, 2014

In just the last four days:

– I’ve been trapped in a cemetery by a funeral procession

– I’ve electrocuted my microwave

– I’ve had to wash my car twice due to bird poop

Wednesday, here I come.

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