July 9, 2012
Did that title get your attention? Here is Allan Keyes and this time around I had to insert my own comments for balance.
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Kittens! Adorable fuzzy kittens! Everybody loves ‘em! Every time I see a kewte kitten I just have to run over and pet it and play with it and dangle a piece of yarn in front of it (why yes I carry yarn with me, doesn’t everyone?)
Even Mr. Blog himself loves kittens. Why half of his hard drive is devoted to his favorite: THE LOLCATS:
MR. BTR: I HATE THE LOLCATS! I CAN’T STAND THEM! I AM DEVOTING TOMORROW’S BLOG TO HOW MUCH I HATE THEM! These are NOT from my hard drive!
(TAKEN FROM MR. BLOG’S PRIVATE STASH:)
MR BTR: GAH! I HATE YOU ALLAN KEYES FOR PUTTING THIS CRAP ON MY SITE!
(and NO, I’m not throwing the pic of the fat guy eating the cheeseburger up here either!)
MR. BTR: Don’t worry, I’ll take care of that for you.
Aren’t these the most adorable things you ever saw? The kitties are talking like people! (Related Simpsons quote: “”Look at Branford II! Isn’t that cute? He thinks he’s one of the Models, Inc.!”. There’s a Simpsons’ quote for everything, except maybe a colostomy)
MR. BTR: I looked. He’s right. That’s more of a South Park thing.
So for Mr. B’s birthday, I’m going to give him a gift: Presenting the BLOCATS:
MR. BTR: This is NOT my birthday. For the record, I share my birthday with a notroious 18th Century British barrister.
FUN WITH TEH INTERNETS: UGLY KITTENS
5:
Hmmm…..you dye this bad boy green and he looks like the Hulk:
(Alternate line: “You neuter me. I claw out your jugular vein
4:
This one is a shame, because he’s ALMOST cute. He’s like Frank Stallone – almost legit, but not quite:
Consider the caption for this one to be a reader submission contest. Mr B. will pick the winner.
MR. BTR: Thanks for the extra work, pal.
3:
“I can never haz luv because I look like lemur” The one on the right is just scary. Look at those eyes. Imagine if you awoke at 5 in the morning to see that sitting on your chest, staring at you. Two words: “thunderclap coronary”
MR. BTR: You could have posted the exact same comment under the Stallone picture.
2:
“I haz no front teef because cats can’t use toofpaste”
I actually kind of like this little guy, because he puts me in mind of my FAVORITE tag team EVER, Demolition:
Classic Axe and Smash! No Crush allowed.
Sigh.
I’m not joking either. These two were the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic. I lead a sad life…
And the #1 picture for UGLY KITTEN IS……………
“When I grow up, I can haz be on To Catch a Predator?”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. B!!!!
MR. BTR: You guys miss the Fat Guy this week? Don’t worry, I have your back. I present to you, the lolfatz!
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