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Top Ten Things Found in Osama Bin Laden’s Computer

6 May

May 6, 2011

The CIA has gotten a treasure trove of information from computers captured in the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound. Among the intelligence and documents were some surprising finds. 

  • Rebecca Black’s Friday video
  • Rejection letter for romance novel, The Bashful Nurse and the Jihadist
  • Six months of emails back and forth with Charlie Sheen
  • Low fat blueberry muffin recipes
  • Sensitive beheading poetry
  • Hundreds of photos of Ryan Seacrest
  • Letter of support to Paul Teutul Sr.
  • Online dating profile (Likes: long walks in the park. Hates: Infidel Western Imperialist dogs)
  • Threatening letter to DC Comics telling them to have Superman give up US citizenship “or else”
  • Next week’s posts for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride
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