Tag Archives: Charlie Sheen

Imponderable #74: Gunung Kemukus, Java, Indonesia

21 Dec

December 21, 2012

Sorry, I don’t have the zip code.

vacation

This is where I am going on vacation, book me a hotel room for June!

Well hey, I’m not here to make fun of anyone’s religious beliefs, but I would like to point out that many people also believe that today, December 21st, 2012, is the day the world is going to end. I hope that’s not true because it would totally mess up my random stranger sex vacation next year.

What caught my attention the most (aside from saving the water for “re-use’) is the festival’s name, Pon. It is pretty close to Porn, which would be a much better description.

When the article says that the experience has become “heavily commercialized,” what exactly does that mean? Do they mean celebrity endorsements? “This random sex act with a total stranger brought to you by Charlie Sheen?”

The question is Imponderable. 

 

Top Ten Things Found in Osama Bin Laden’s Computer

6 May

May 6, 2011

The CIA has gotten a treasure trove of information from computers captured in the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound. Among the intelligence and documents were some surprising finds. 

  • Rebecca Black’s Friday video
  • Rejection letter for romance novel, The Bashful Nurse and the Jihadist
  • Six months of emails back and forth with Charlie Sheen
  • Low fat blueberry muffin recipes
  • Sensitive beheading poetry
  • Hundreds of photos of Ryan Seacrest
  • Letter of support to Paul Teutul Sr.
  • Online dating profile (Likes: long walks in the park. Hates: Infidel Western Imperialist dogs)
  • Threatening letter to DC Comics telling them to have Superman give up US citizenship “or else”
  • Next week’s posts for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride
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