January 20, 2011
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STUPID NEWS PLAGUES COUNTRY
Mr. Blog to Mock Headlines Nationwide
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WORLD NEWS
Mr. BTR would like to announce that he has been granted funding by Arts Council of England for his performance of “Man who stays home a lot and sleeps late.” This in no way will interfere with his other performances of “Man without a job,” “Man who blogs,” and “Man who laughs all the way to the bank.”
The next in the series of Avex videos is “Buy me a drink,” followed by “Your place or mine,” “I have something to tell you,” and “Doctor’s report.” 
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On the one hand we have a woman robbed while on the toilet by a clown, and on the other hand a woman who broke into a house half naked and high. On the whole. which victim would you rather be?
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RELIGION
Wouldn’t that church logo make a good t-shirt?
Some fine young parishioners on their way to worship.
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SPORTS
I’m sure there are plenty of jokes I could make here, plenty of snotty remarks, a lot of nasty remarks, but I shall refrain. I am a Mets fan. I am in my own kind of sports Hell.
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
You have to admire the balls of someone who would take a grant for making a movie with no film in the camera.
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Ah, but would he travel as far as you did for a wedding? That impressed me, especially going native with the outfits.
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Thanks! I probably was equally out of my comfort zone!
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Could you argue that Cory Buckley scared the @#$% out of his victim?
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Dammit, why didn’t I think of that?
BTW- my replies may be short or non-existant for awhile as I am worknig with a couple of injured digits and typing is a hassle. But you guys keep them coming!
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Nuts! Here’s hoping they heal up quickly.
At least, hopefully, you didn’t mess them up while putting on a shirt. (Seriously? Wow.)
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Maybe ‘Scum of the Earth’ Church can expand and open up in the closed down OTB’s, then they can keep the same patrons and have a whole new kind of Scum of the Earth following…
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Speaking of OTB- how the hell can NYC be losing money on them? People walk in, give them money, get minimal services in return. There is nearly no overhead and most people lose money there. Only NY could lose money on bookmaking.
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Maybe Doom-berg taxes their oxygen…haha
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I think he must charge them for toilet trips too.
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