What’s Next For Dennis Rodman?

9 Jan

January 9, 2014

Dennis rodman sure is making headlines with his North Korean Love Tour. He’ singing Happy Birthday to a brutal dictator, he’s dropping F-bombs and screaming at reporters on CNN, and he’s making the rest of his NBA aging all-stars rethink their life choices.

When he returns to the USA he has a lot of options for his next move. We here at BTR/Gossip have EXCLUSIVELY learned that he’s planning a jailhouse visit to Bernie Madoff, as well as a trip to Cuba to party with Raul Castro. But even worse, I hear he’s planning on deflowering Honey Boo Boo when she comes of age.

Well, the Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride say “why not us?”

Hey, Kim Jung-Un threw his uncle to the dogs? I’ll throw Allan Keyes to the rabid wolverines. How about that, Rodman?

3/4 of North Korea has no electricity? I’ve been running Mr. BTR on candle power for years.

I don’t need a team of all-stars or a Happy Birthday serenade. Show up, take a few pics, we’ll share some wings, and we’ll get about a billion hits for bmj2k.com. That’s what it’s all about.

See you soon Dennis!

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8 Responses to “What’s Next For Dennis Rodman?”

  1. T E Stazyk January 9, 2014 at 12:38 am #

    I think he has a brain malady of some sort. I think we need Mr. T for this job instead.

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  2. zathra January 9, 2014 at 1:53 am #

    Look at it this way. This guy could LOWER Kim Jung Un’s credibility before other world leaders. China has been telling the Kim dynasty to ” chill ” for years.

    There was talk of unification off & on between the 2 Koreas, allowing each of them to have their own distinct governments & societies. That would be like powering a Ferrari with a Model T engine. Or powering a Stanley Steamer with a small nuclear reactor.

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