January 9, 2014
Dennis rodman sure is making headlines with his North Korean Love Tour. He’ singing Happy Birthday to a brutal dictator, he’s dropping F-bombs and screaming at reporters on CNN, and he’s making the rest of his NBA aging all-stars rethink their life choices.
When he returns to the USA he has a lot of options for his next move. We here at BTR/Gossip have EXCLUSIVELY learned that he’s planning a jailhouse visit to Bernie Madoff, as well as a trip to Cuba to party with Raul Castro. But even worse, I hear he’s planning on deflowering Honey Boo Boo when she comes of age.
Well, the Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride say “why not us?”
Hey, Kim Jung-Un threw his uncle to the dogs? I’ll throw Allan Keyes to the rabid wolverines. How about that, Rodman?
3/4 of North Korea has no electricity? I’ve been running Mr. BTR on candle power for years.
I don’t need a team of all-stars or a Happy Birthday serenade. Show up, take a few pics, we’ll share some wings, and we’ll get about a billion hits for bmj2k.com. That’s what it’s all about.
See you soon Dennis!
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
I think he has a brain malady of some sort. I think we need Mr. T for this job instead.
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T Time!
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Look at it this way. This guy could LOWER Kim Jung Un’s credibility before other world leaders. China has been telling the Kim dynasty to ” chill ” for years.
There was talk of unification off & on between the 2 Koreas, allowing each of them to have their own distinct governments & societies. That would be like powering a Ferrari with a Model T engine. Or powering a Stanley Steamer with a small nuclear reactor.
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Hard to lower the credibility of a guy like that, but if anyone can do it, Rodman can.
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He might as well be endorsing Hitler, Lenin or Stalin.
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He even made the news down here!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11184122
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Time to pull him out before he launches nukes.
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” There’s no such thing as ‘ bad publicity ‘ ” – apparently it’s true.
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