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Sneak Peek of the Week of July 7th, 2013

7 Jul

July 7, 2013

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That beautiful tale of romance is brought to you by Mike Mongello. Thanks Mike! Check out his stuff at supermonge.com.

This week, Allan Keyes will bring you the tale of a baseball player and his temper, and the player himself will recount the tale of time he crapped his pants. Twice.

I could tell you more, like how I will review Man of Steel this week, but really, I think Allan Keyes can top me.

See you this week at bmj2k.com.

 

An Allan Keyes Quick Hit: PORKINS!

13 Jun

June 13, 2013

Allan Keyes burst into the offices of The Editor’s and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride demanding we run this special middle of the week quick hit. Having nothing else scheduled for today they gratefully accepted.

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You what always pissed me off about the original Star Wars? That there’s this one fat X-Wing pilot with the bad double chin and or course he’s named PORKins .

Get it? A fat guy named PORKY.  HA. HA. HA.

Boy that George Lucas sure is a wit. He’d be right at home at the Algonquin Round Table (whatever that was. I assume that’s where King Algonquin sat with his knights)

Ever wonder what Lucas would’ve called the pilot if he was black? Either way, I’m pretty sure Star Wars would never have been able to get past the NAACP….

Meanwhile, in an internet far, far away…

THE INTERNET LOVES PORKINS!

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