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A Very Special Announcement From Jokeclops

3 Jun

June 3, 2014

It is with a great deal of pride that The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride will today be honoring one of own. This very site’s Jackie “The Jokeman” Polyphemus has today been honored by an arm of the United States government. With no further ado, we turn this stage over to Jokeclops. Take it away, big guy!

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That’s right, our friend and mentor will be working proudly to do, well, quite frankly we’re not sure what, but I’m sure he’ll do it with all the grace and aplomb that he comported himself with here. But don’t worry, what would bmj2k.com be without a giant mascot?

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And don’t forget, still available from Keyes Mart:booze

 

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This Is The Week That Was

9 Mar

March 9, 2014

This was an  interesting week. After insulting an old man on Monday, the rest of the week alternated between Allan Keyes’ March Madness Very Special episode sitcom event, and me yelling about hipsters. You can access all these posts from the sidebar on the right. And in honor of both Allan Keyes and hipsters, here is Fat Guy Eating a Cheeseburger, Hipster Edition.

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  • Porkpie hat? Check
  • Monocle? Check
  • Beard (with implants)? Check
  • Plaid shirt? Check
  • Bad Mr. BTR Photoshop? Check

The next round of the March Madness event is ready to go, and it only gets better from here.  See you next week.

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