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Top 5 Lego Creations I found by Googling

11 Jan

January 11, 2014

The premise is pretty simple, so try to keep up, all you remedial readers in the New York City Council. (Which, by the way, has been proven to historically be a total waste of taxpayers money. Unless you think renaming streets in honor of dead graffiti artists is worth a six-figure salary for part-time work.)

I typed the word “Lego” into Google. Nothing else, no description, just “Lego.” I then picked my five favorite Lego creations from the first page. No More, no less. And although these are the Top Five, these aren’t in order. These are just the five coolest things I found.

NUMBER ONE

Lego 1 Tiger

NUMBER TWO

This one happens to be my favorite painting- The Scream by Edvard Munch.

Lego 2 Scream

NUMBER THREE

This was actually used to fill in a crack in a public wall in Poland.

Lego 3 Street

NUMBER FOUR

This one speaks for itself… in the language of Awesome!

Lego 4 SW

NUMBER FIVE

Lego 5 Anatomy Man

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American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: No Cameras

23 Apr

April 23, 2012

NO CAMERAS April 23, 2012
Junior and Senior ditch the cameras and finally meet face-to-face to discuss their relationship. Meanwhile, at the shops, OCC finishes a bike for MyPillow and PJD starts a build for MLB outfielder Aaron Rowand.

Those Miami uniforms are UGLY.

PJD is doing what I hope will be  a very cool baseball-themed bike for Aaron Rowand while OCC is finishing up the MyPillow 1970’s chopper. The Rowand bike is not a showbike, Rowand is going to ride it so it better be good. He’s looking for a cool bike, but the baseball stuff will be subtle.

Aaron was a pretty cool guy. He signed about a bazillion balls for Mikey and played wiffle ball with them in the shop, destroying one of Mikey’s paintings in the process.

The MyPillow bike, with Rick running the show (aside from Senior, of course) is coming along.  I hope you all notice how smoothly things run at OCC when Paulie steps back and Jason is M.I.A. but of course, we are all waiting to see what happens between Senior and Paulie.

Keep waiting. It is 9:27 and so far nothing.

Robb did a paint job on the MyPillow bike that he- seriously- almost had an orgasm over. He was that into it. What did I think? It looked like a fish, scales and all.

But when Robb got off the screen, showtime! The meeting is about to commence.

And so is the commercial. Another short segment.

When the show returns the meeting is over.

Paulie: “It wasn’t comfortable but it wasn’t the worst thing ever… I want to be done with it… The meeting turned out to be more about setting ground rules than making any major changes in our relationship…. From this day forward we’ll just respect each other.”

Senior: “I thought things were gong pretty well then before I walked out the door he hit me with ‘I really don’t want a father and son relationship, let’s start with a business relationship’… I was looking for a little bit more than that.”

It was left that, at least, the lines of communication were left open. If Paulie is unhappy with something Senior does he’ll call his father, and if Senior is unhappy he’ll call his son. Senior sounded disappointed in the arrangement, Paulie seemed like it was more than he was willing to give.

Back at PJD. Mikey shot Cody with a taser. Sigh. At least Cody got $100 out of it.

Over at OCC, Senior put a wheel on backwards.

NEXT WEEK:
MIKEY OUT? April 30, 2012
OCC starts a build that will be unveiled to the prime minister of Malaysia, while PJD finishes a pimped-out bike for baseball player Aaron Rowand. And Mikey drops an unexpected bomb when he considers quitting the show.

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