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The Inappropriate Gorilla

8 Oct

October 8, 2013

Do you like curry?
I do not.

I think it stinks. Put it in my meal and you can keep it. Don’t want it. Won’t touch it.
And that’s a problem.

My girlfriend is a great cook. She can cook anything and it all tastes great. But the trouble is, she likes curry.
Loves it.

I do not.

So it can be a little bit of a problem when she cooks for me because she is likely to put curry in anything, including pancakes.

But that is my cross to bear in life.

HOWEVER, there is one circumstance where I can get firmly behind curry, Where I say “bring it on” and while I won’t touch that crap, I’ll gladly back the fact that it is there.

gorilla

This is a shop in Manhattan and no, I’ve never been there. Don’t want to go in there either. But I love gorillas and stick a gorilla on a sign and you’ve got a store that I’m all for. Won’t try the food, but I love the sign. I have no idea what a gorilla has to do with curry, but as I always say, everything is better with gorillas.

That seems to me to be the most inappropriate use of a gorilla that I can imagine.

BTW- not only is that Kodak film’s colors, it looks like they used the same font as well.

In Which I Just Exploit What Others Have Done and Call It a Day

7 Oct

October 7, 2013

This post is literally a double header.

keyes

fat spotlight

You all know all the fun we’ve had with Norman Smackmunch over the years – all the epic pictures I’ve created. Well I’ve been trolling the internet and wanted to give OTHER people credit as well, since they’ve obviously had as much fun as me with our resident cheeseburger eater.

So I’m going old school here and presenting the best results for the google search “Fat Guy Eating Cheeseburger” (and in the process, maybe you’ll learn to properly appreciate how amazingly I’ve been able to work with this picture!)

 – DA KILLAH!
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This one is awesome. You can’t see it here, but the medallion and the sparkles are animated. BRAVO sir, BRAVO!

 – OUR FAVORITE MEMES COLLIDE! d2

Yeah, eff you Scumbag Steve!

 -THE INNER BEAUTY OF SNACKMUNCH

 d3

The artiste is like a raw Picasso….I cannot look away. The use of texture and colors is amazing. When I see stuff like this I wish I could draw more than just stick figures stabbing each other in the groin.

 -INSPIRATIONAL  MESSENGER d4

 -THE CHEESEBURGER’S REVENGE!!! d5

 I DID THIS ONE BUT LIKED IT SO MUCH I JUST WANTED TO INCLUDE IT ON THE BLOG AGAIN d6

 And just for fun, here’s another Cosplay FAIL:

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