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Imponderable # 20: London England

7 Oct

October 7, 2011

Do I need to go into this?

I take issue with the judge. If the Mafia really did poison my urine, you bet I’d pee it out ASAP.

But the real issue is about placing this man in the witness protection program. You can’t expect him to rat on the Mafia and not get whacked. He has a target on his back now. They already went after his urine, what could be next, his poop?

Why would the Mafia poison the water supply? I guess that’s Imponderable.

Did this guy really expect to get away with that lame excuse?

The answer has to be no.

How did his lawyer say that in court with a straight face?

The question is Imponderable.

But lawyers do that sort of thing all the time.

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Hot town, summer in the city. Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty. And my head melting.

3 Oct

October 1, 2011

According to NY1.com it was pretty hot in the city a couple of weeks ago.

Yep, it was 657 degrees on September 20th. And that was at night. During the day it was a moderate 75 but after the sun went down the mercury shot up like we were actually on Mercury. You must remember that night, that was the night when everyone’s blood boiled in our veins and our eyes melted like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark and all life on Earth ceased to exist.

I didn’t touch that picture, that was how they put it on the web.

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