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American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Change of Heart

14 May

May 14, 2012

THE PAUL TEUTUL SENIOR IMAGE MAKEOVER CONTINUES!

Last week on American Chopper:

Yesterday on The Celebrity Apprentice:

Sorry, it won’t play, just a screen cap.

WOW! What a funny guy! What a sense of humor! And I watched him all season, he is so nice to work with, Donald Trump loves him, and he really loves his sons!

Yeah, had  you never seen him before that is what you might think. So before we get into tonight’s show, let’s take a look at the real Paul Teutul Senior.

CHANGE OF HEART Part 1
PJD starts a build for Skill Tools while OCC begins a bike based on an Italian sports car. Then Junior makes a huge decision that could finally end his estrangement from Senior once and for all.

OCC has another anonymous client. The ugly Arabian Horse bike was for an anonymous client too. Jason explains that it is for a very high-profile person. Maybe yes maybe no. Can you prove this isn’t just some bike that Discovery is paying for? Plus Senior talked about how much Jason has improved. They are really trying to sell that guy to the fans. “He actually did measurements.” Wow.

PJD is building a bike for Skill tools 75th anniversary. They brought in, among other things, the original skill “worm drive” saw they first started with.  Amazingly, they design it without a computer and even more amazing, it is a team effort, not just what on Monkey Boy says goes.

Paulie is upset that his father thinks Paulie wants a business relationship. As he says, why would he want that? Been there, done that, failed miserably. Pretty much, he says, he just wants to go down to OCC and clear the air and figure out what’s what. “I’ve had it up to here, I really have, I can’t do this back and forth.”

After the commercial break OCC is building their anonymous donor bike and Jason (who misspelled his own name last week) is “working” on the bike. By working I mean being a fool and hanging off the frame. And Paulie has not walked in the front door.

Is he at PJD? He’s not on camera. Is he on his way to OCC? Is he- oh, wait, forget it, there he is.

Paulie confers with his consigliere Vinnie and they decide that the cameras have to be there so there is no chance of misinterpretation. He also says he is sick of the whole Senior vs. Junior thing which makes you wonder if he wants them to rename the show.

Back at OCC rick is making a seat panel. Is Paulie about to walk in? Is he on his way? Is he outside the door? The suspense is killing me.

Nope, he doesn’t show.

9:35. No invasion of OCC yet. but we do get a HILARIOUS prank where they put ink on some goggles and get a guy to wear it so he gets circles on his face. HA HA HA!

We’re back at OCC. Mike is working on a wheel. Is Paulie lurking around? Is the door going to fly open and Paulie swoop in?

No.

9:40. Paulie is still at PJD. All talk no action? No, the show is edited like crap, all tease, no show.

9:46. Paulie is working on the Skill bike. Who does he think he is? GO TO OCC! That’s what we want to see!

9:50 back at OCC. C’mon Paulie! You still have a few minutes left! 9:51, 9:52…

9:54. Paulie drivers right over to… Mikey’s “art” gallery. Why? To talk again about seeing his father. SHUT UP AND GO ALREADY!

10:02. Paulie walks right in and …no, he calls Senior and makes an appointment.

I give up. To be continued.

BTW, the show goes to 10:04 tonight. Wonderful.

CHANGE OF HEART PART 2 May 21, 2012
OCC finishes the Italian sports car bike and PJD unveils the Skil Bike. Then, Mikey leaves the show once and for all, and Junior goes to OCC to confront Senior face to face.

Grandpa, No! Classic Japan Repost

10 May

May 10, 2012

This is the last, and most disturbing, of my Japan-themed blogs. This one has gotten me a lot of hits from search engines. Frankly that scares me.

From November 17, 2010

I’ve been mining News of the Weird pretty hard lately. Why? It keeps me from writing about reality TV. Of course, “Noots” is always good for a laugh, and if I see an Asian Paul Teutul I’ll post the picture, but on the whole, I think Shakespeare said it best in Hamlet:

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

In other words, no matter what stupidity you see on TV, the real world can always beat it for shear ridiculousness. I wonder what The Bard would think of Jersey Shore?

So here is today’s news nugget. I warn you, this one is uncomfortable.

About 20 percent of Japan‘s adult-video market is now “elder porn” with each production featuring one or more studly seniors and Shigeo Tokuda, 76, among the most popular. He told Toronto‘s Globe and Mail in October that he still “performs” physically “without Viagra,” in at least one role a month opposite much younger women. His wife and adult daughter learned only two years ago, by accident, of his late-onset career (which began at age 60 when a filmmaker hired him for his “pervert’s face”). Tokuda figures the “elder porn” genre will grow with Japan‘s increasing senior population. [Globe and Mail, 10-3-10]

Sigh.

Take a  break, drink a glass of water, I’ll wait.

Anyway, here he is, in one of the only pictures I feel even remotely comfortable posting.

The article claims he was hired for his “pervert’s face.” In Japan that gets you a job in porn. In America that gets you on the sexual predator list.

This is just a small, albeit gross, example, of the problem with health care: there’s too much of it. It’s too good. People are healthier and living longer, and this is the result.

More uncomfortable information from wikipedia. which is nearing the five-hundredth correct entry mark:

Male actors are usually anonymous in Japanese porn but Tokuda is now featured in his own branded series of videos for Ruby with actresses of various ages. Another studio specializing in elder porn is Glory Quest which launched the “old manseries Maniac Training of Lolitas in December 2004 and when that became popular, had Tokuda star with a variety of young AV actresses in the Forbidden Elderly Care (Forbidden Nursing) series beginning in August 2006. An additional series Big Tits Loving Grandfather Erotic Mischief* for Glory Quest began in April 2008. Not all of Tokuda’s roles involve sex and he enjoys acting different roles. He has said he hopes to be able to continue working in adult videos until he is 80 (with a laugh).

*isn’t that title a bit long for this sort of thing?

If you’ve stuck around this long without clicking away to something that doesn’t make you feel skeevy, you may be wondering how his family feels about all of this.

The 5 foot 3 inch slightly paunchy former “salaryman” is married with two children and a grandson. He says his wife of 45 years suspects he plays some role in the porn industry but doesn’t ask any questions and he has kept his “star” status a secret.

How? He’s been in over 350 of those things. He must have a Clark Kent thing going on.

TOKUDA: (to himself) Oh no! It is almost time to film another porn!
(to wife) I’m going out for the paper and some milk.

                   (takes off his glasses, takes out his loincloth.)
WIFE: OK, enjoy your walk.
(pause)
WIFE: How come I never see Tokuda and Big Tits Loving Grandfather in the same place? Oh well, time to fire up the DVD player.

Japan is a country of 127,360,000people. They have a life expectancy rate of 81.25 years and about 20% of the population is over 65 years old. This was bound to happen.