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Sneak Peek of the Week: July 19th, 2015

19 Jul

July 19, 2015

fat guy threat

Sorry, Fat Guy. It’s hard to fit you in sometimes. But don’t worry, I’ll see what we can do.

It’s going to be one of those weird weeks coming up. We’ll check out a creep on a golf course that freaked out the guide on a ghost tour, and I’ll share my own story of when some creep tried to either pick me up or abduct me, I’m not sure which. This isn’t a childhood story, this happened last week!

All this, a pair of conjoined transgender mermaids, and the world’s sexiest gorilla, coming up this week on Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride at bmj2k.com.

And oh yeah, I’ll try to find a spot for the Fat Guy too.

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Now About That Name…

13 Jul

July 13, 2015

This is a Chinese restaurant in Wildwood New Jersey. It really does have to be a Chinese restaurant, doesn’t it? Anything else and it would be an even worse name. This really sounds like something a guy commits and ends up on the sex offender registry.

DSCF0571Two guys are locked up in jail block C:

CONVICT 1: What you in for?
CONVICT 2: Yo, I beat up my baby mama, b**ch wanted me to give up the b**ches, you know? Ain’t how I roll. What you do?
CONVICT 1: I committed a dong sin.
CONVICT 2: Yo, you on the registry now, homes!

The proverbial sin of the dong. Men are such animals.

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(Thanks Saarah, for snapping the pic. 🙂 )

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